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Nick
White: nwhite@thecrew.com
Soccer Program
Manager
Office –614-447-4153
Mobile –513-319-3730
Go Crew!
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Ranting
about Football ~ I used to live for it! ~ Spent a lifetime giving my
two Bob's worth, and if you catch me over a beer I can sometimes be
tempted to share a few opinions - As for this webpage, unless inspired
by events don't look for too much new content here!
~January 2011 ~ A whole new year of football awaits!
Come back in a few weeks for new content!
AUGUST 2010 -> THE CREW PAVES OVER THE EAST PREFERRED PARKING LOTOpen message to The Crew:
~ initial dismay at
learning of the plans to turn “our” parking spot (east preferred) into a paved
site have turned to bitter disillusion…. paraphrasing, “we’re not feeling the
love”
A little history…do you
remember back in 199? what ever year it was when the MLS first started? – well,
we’re folks who’ve supported The Crew since then, tolerated the unsatisfactory
(crappy) Buckeye stadium where paved lot tailgating was a bitch…you know, the
heat and no shade…. so when our “real” football team finally got it’s own
stadium, and then even a nice grassed & tree sprinkled parking/tailgate
area, a respite from the urban atmosphere of acres of concrete and stark, harsh
industrial lighting, we secured “our spot” in this idyllic wonderland and have
been there for EVERY game since..… our tree, covered in poison ivy but tended to
by our arborists for more than a decade, the dumped piles of aggregate and
rocks, leftover drainage pipes abutting a nice little grass area along the
fence, we did our part to make it beautiful for tailgating, I suggest we set the
standard for Crew tailgating etiquette, where even away fans would congregate in
this soccer fan Eden we had created…..(then again, maybe the away fans just
liked our free homemade beer)….anyway…..now, all gone ~
Silly
us:
we thought we were
important to The Crew,
we thought our opinion
counted,
we thought if we
tolerated $8 and $9 dollar beers The Crew wouldn’t do anything else as
ridiculous (but then, you built that stage in prime viewing
area)
by the way, we think
carding senior citizens when buying a beer is f.ing
stupid
anyway, we think it
would be fantastic if there was a grassed and tree sprinkled area where Crew
fans and their families can tailgate and picnic, where our kids can dodge cars
as they kick balls and steal hub caps
we will help police the
area so folks with Hummers or Suzuki’s don’t park and get stuck in mud holes
when it rains every other year
we think it would be
forward thinking of you to provide free wireless video access to the games,
those of us too drunk to actually make it into the stadium can watch the games
from our tailgates without vomiting on fans
and finally, we think
The Crew is a damn good team and they might even win something this year
~ THANKS FOR
ASKING!
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~ People are Awesome ~
Irish Surfing ~ no joke!~
World Cup Stuff
If you're a little bit cerebral, or British,
you'll find this
one funny
Robert
Green GK Jokes & more England agony here
England v USA highlightshere...you gotta
watch this!
remember Joga
Bonita? & this one's Henry, and more here
This time NIKE have a good one, see here
Little
Britain's Lou & Andy
with Capello
Wallace & Gromit's "who ate all the
pies?"
If Carlsberg did team talks...England
The World Cup is over ~ for that
stinking little cheat Maradona! ~ "you half-pint sized bag of slime" ~
nothing against the Argie players, nice bunch of lads playing for a
right twat!
~
The England team have made history!
They
are the first white men to land in England and told to piss off back to
Africa!
England will not be wearing
the 3 lions on their shirts for their next match.
They will be sporting 3 tampons: to represent the worst period in their
history!
* At least that's one British spillage the Americans won't be moaning
about...
* Why is Robert Green like ITV HD? They both switch off at the crucial
moment.
* What does Robert Green do after winning the World Cup? Drops his
controller
* What's the difference between Robert Green and Justin Bieber? Robert
Green knows how to drop his balls.
* Kermit was right: It's not easy being Green.
* All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand. In fact they're
crossing the line...
* The England lads had a get-together after the game and bought Robert
Green a drink to commiserate. He spilled it.
* Steven Gerrard said: "The whole team is behind Rob Green." With
hindsight, that's a good place to stand.
* Robert Green's bringing out his own South African trumpet. It's known as
a boo-boozela
* Robert Green - a joke even Americans can understand.
* Yesterday at London Zoo one of the staff let a a Central American monkey
slip out of his grasp. So Robert Green's not the only English keeper to drop a
Howler.
* My computer's got the Robert Green virus. It can't save anything.
* Just bought a Robert Green condom. Extra slippery and you're guaranteed
not to catch anything.
* Rob Green has injured himself. Apparently, he put his head in his
hands and immediately kneed himself in the face.
* What's the difference between a botanist with the flu and the England
goalkeeper? One has Green fingers and can catch a cold...
* Before he got into football, Robert Green was a bus driver. But he got
fired because he couldn't make any stops.
“Whilst
concerns remain about how an intruder barged his way into the England dressing room to offer unwanted advice,
a spokesperson for David Beckham said he intends to continue this practice
until England
are safely on their way home”
“I
can’t believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should
have beaten easily, I’m ashamed to call myself an Algerian”
“On a more serious
note; apparently the England
team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning.
“It’s good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope,
constantly struggling against impossible odds” said Jamal Umboto aged
six”………
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~ 2010 ~
.....busy running teams and leaving commentary to others, however, I appreciate all the messages of support I receive about this website, but for this feedback I would have given up maintaining the website and truth be told, I am ready to give it up this year ~ anyone who wants to get involved just let me know.
Flash FC supports MLS and the Columbus Crew - for anything to do with the Crew, start with Nick White:
Go
Crew!
Nick
White email: nwhite@thecrew.com
Soccer Program
Manager
Office –614-447-4153
Mobile –
513-319-3730
Columbus Crew
Stadium
One Black andGold
Blvd.
Columbus, OH 43211
.............meanwhile, here's a musical selection, a few of my favorite musicians and songs ~ there are so many versions, find your own favorites!
why? on a soccer site? - well, coz I'm cool, man!
Cold Play
Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel .."smile
Harley - Sebastian....
John Mellor ...aka Joe
RIP Joe Strummer
Al Stewart - Nostrodamus
Bob Dylan - ... dont think twice
Spirit doing Rolling Stone
Bob Marley- Redemption here &-> ~ Redemption song & Stirring it up early
Van Morrison ...brown eyed girl
John Martyn - Solid Air - & more & my favorite "never...
Eric Clapton - my wedding song & one that make everyone cry for other reasons
Yusef - first singer I ever "heard" & a new version here - and Morning.... and Sing out
Speaking of singers, Bill Withers here
Knopfler - so many, but here's why & the week he made it to OGWT & Notting Hill
Zappa...as a handsome sonofabitch!
Seasick Steve - doghouse song
"Popular" stars from UK include these guys - Mick & the boys
Alan Clark/Hollies - Long tall woman...
Little Stevie W.... he aint blind! - Winwood at 16, Higher Love
These scousers did OK...Hey J...
Mark Bolan Riding a White Swan
Andy, Gordon and the yank on drums - moonwalking
UB40 - never filled one out! - Red Red Wine
and so many more to come....
The Boogie Woogie Twins - Jools & Dr. John
Love boogie? Try the Death Ray
Older they get, the better...Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah
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2009 - I'm taking a sabbatical from commenting on MLS, The Crew - and almost anything else, concentrating on my REAL job! - will continue to organize this football club so long as the players want me to - thanks for showing up!
CREW UPDATE 2008:
They win the whole shebang! - Bloody marvelous - Sigi, Frankie and all the boys get it done in LA, come home with a 'effing BIG CUP and deserve all the praise they get...and probably a lot more as "socker" is still MINOR LEAGUE to most Buckeyes...still, the scene at fado after the match was fantastic and led the news that nite, but now the lads are back and getting over hangovers the business of MLS will proceed and we'll have to wait and see what happens for next year - who wont be back? - I can see this team being dismantled...lets see what happens.
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I've got to hand it to The Crew, they've done a superb job this season of bringing respect to MLS... it's a shame the MLS powers-that-be couldn't be so successful...still, they're trying what with new teams coming on board...when we get a single table, relegation and do away with play-offs it'll look like real football! - could look more like real football now if they quit playing on those Throwball fields........
Sigi, Frankie & All The Boys have earned our respect..... best way to show it is to go to the Final!
guys... get your Crew tickets direct from our ticketmeister Nick White, ...call or email Nick ANYTIME for details and deals...buying in advance is the best way to go!...
Nick
A. White- nwhite@thecrew.com
Soccer
Program Manager
Office
- 614.447.4153
Mobile -
513.319.3730
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Terry's pre-2008 season and early season rants on MLS:
The Crew are winning games this year, and after the last two dismal seasons it's about time! - But attendance is down and they're having trouble getting excitment back into Crew Stadium - I for one have been disappointed with many things about professional soccer in the US and Columbus, you can see my open letter to the league below*- In an attempt to right things The Crew held a roundtable of local soccer community people April 26th and Yours Truely was invited to contribute. I learned that there has already been efforts to bring the game into line with a more professional approach, including eliminating almost all announcements during games, the pre-game routine (they even had a moments silence this week, very Euro style), and if they work at some of the suggestions that came up we can hope to see more improvements to the game day experience - If you have suggestions or comments, please send them to me. Meanwhile, I encourage all fans, even luke warm ones, to register on the Crew website. - Return here for more news in the coming weeks and months! -
Please, write Terry with suggestions and in-put,. THANKS.
*Dear MLS & The Crew;
Please
accept this letter in the spirit it is intended. This may be feedback
from just one soccer fan, but it is intended to be objective and to open the
eye’s of others who care about watching professional soccer.
I’ve attended
nearly every home game of The Crew. I’ve been to several MLS cities for matches,
watched scores, maybe hundreds, of televised MLS matches and been a supporter
of MLS since its inception in 1986. A lifelong soccer fan, player and soccer
club organizer I feel more than qualified to make observations and criticisms and
suspect I’ve attended more MLS games than most MLS employees, players and fans.
To briefly
summarize the problem: "MLS has completely failed to realize the hope and aspirations it
started out with 12 years ago. No-one can seriously dispute this point and
arguably the league is less interesting than when it started."
A litany of
observations follow (take a deep breath!):
- there
were more well known players when the league incepted
- the
profile of MLS has not improved with the average American sports fan
- major
corporate sponsorship has waned
- the
League format still means nothing as no-one is punished for a terrible, under-achieving
season (no relegation), most games are meaningless and the quality of effort
this engenders is obvious to any knowledgeable soccer fan who watches a game
- the
regional conferences are meaningless
- community
out-reach efforts are not providing results; amateur soccer communities where
obvious potential fans exist are not empowered to participate; few “stars” are
making headlines in the communities
- efforts
to promote the game to “soccer-moms” and Hispanic communities have far outpaced
the efforts to achieve acceptance with other, “real” soccer/football fans –
this is absurd, there are tens if not hundreds of thousands of true soccer fans
who completely ignore MLS due to the lack of attention to core elements of the
game and match-day experience
Core
Elements of the Game and Match-Day experience – do not include:
- team names, what
is wrong with clubs named after their Cities?
- fan
prizes for yellow cards! (this is an abomination, it’s a disgusting concept and
clearly shows a complete misunderstanding of the “beautiful game”)
- music and the incredibly annoying promotional announcements “during” a match!! - ""this corner kick is brought to you by the Zippy's Teeth Rotting Soda Co"" No it aint! - tell Zippy and the other advertisers they'll have to wait till half time, or after the game, to hear their name, there's a game on!!
- artificial
surfaces and other sports field-of-play markings
- cheer
leaders
- Frisbee
dogs
- fireworks
before every game
- way
overpriced concessions ($8:50 for a “minor league beer” in the Midwest, where
they even age-card 86 year olds, is an outrage)
- lieing
in the press about attendance numbers
In 12
years fans have not learnt:
- to
be in their seat BEFORE kick-off
- to
stay and watch the game while it’s playing (sometimes crowds disappear even
before the start of the 2nd half!)
- sing
songs
- do
a decent ‘Mexican Wave’
- understand
what a foul is
- to
demand something better (the ones who know apparently have just stopped coming)
- All-Star
games are a waste of time!
Not to say
that there are not a number of good things about the match-day experience, but few
appear to have come from MLS, it’s from a number of the die-hard fans:
- supporters
sections with drums, chants and the occasional smoke bomb
- tailgating
– Americas greatest contribution to a sports event!
- play
areas for little kids
Perhaps
the biggest issue for the league is the quality of the players and coaches.
While there has been a lot of attention to developing players this it hasn’t
yet produced a significantly larger pool of talent. The overall quality of
games has improved since the first few years, but it’s not changed much in last
5 years with the exception of a couple of teams. Given the parity the league tries to create it's not showing up in the performances.
The
college system holds back talented players, there should be a way to incorporate
studying with a full time-time position at a Club where they can develop at a
professional pace. Capable candidates should be encouraged to become
professional soccer players as soon as a MLS club wants to offer them a job, and
from age 16
What is
the draft for? – Get rid of it!
Due to a
lack of coaching schools and professional soccer development more foreign coaches
should be encouraged until a US infrastructure starts to produce reliable
candidates.
Problems
with The Crew:
Perhaps
there are worse organizations in MLS but the Columbus Crew epitomizes much of
what is wrong with MLS.
The first
team to develop a “made-for-soccer” stadium they’ve just ruined it by sticking
a huge concert stage behind one goal (if it was needed at all it should have
been at the other end of the stadium where the soccer seating is sparse and a giant
screen above a stage would make sense!) – the stage robs Columbus of a prime supporter’s
venue that has always been occupied by the only passionately loud supporters who
attend every game and it is clearly a signal to local fans that the Crew’s days
are numbered.
With the
new season just about to start virtually no advertising, community out-reach or
efforts to drum up new support appears to be happening. The last pre-season
game, 7 days before the opening weekend, saw less than 250 Crew fans in
attendance. A minor Central American team, whose annual payroll is probably less than a
manager at Wendy’s earns, managed to garner more support than the home team. Surely
everyone has to realize the writing is on the wall (is it to be The Cleveland Crew
in 2009?? !) – And ask the 250, or was 50 who made it to the end of the game?,
how were The Crew, inspiring? – far from it!
The
turn-around in support staff at The Crew has been massive. Virtually no-one has
left the organization with anything good to say about it. Not everyone who has
worked there could have been a loser, but clearly they’ve failed to secure the
services of talented people capable of making the Club grow, because it hasn’t!
The current
Team Manager/Head Coach, Sigi Schmidt, came to The Crew with apparently the strongest
credentials of any prior Manager. Despite the credentials his team’s results
have been some of the most dismal in its history. The huge turn around in players
engineered by Sigi has not produced a stronger first team squad, nor more
depth, and no clear style of football has materialized. Two seasons with clearly
a poor dressing room atmosphere has produced the inevitable, and it’s tough to
see how 2008 will be any different.
I’m
certain there are solutions for most that ails MLS and The Crew, but it’s tough
to see them transpiring soon enough to save either. I’d rather be part of the
solution than just another miserable, upset soccer fan who, because he can’t
stop talking about a game he loves, will further the demise of the small support
the league has right now.
If the
League, and my home team, don’t do anything to make the experience any better
for a people like me, they have no hope with the rest of the sports viewing
world.
Sincerely
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Giving Back to The Game:
Say what you like about our Club and soccer, you can't ignore the passion, enthusiasm and fun it brings to our lives. And I for one am thankful for it all, especially the friends I've made through playing "football" - But no matter what you call it, you have to admit you only do it for what you get out of it, so here's an opportunity to give back something.
- Within our Club and network of soccer friends there are plenty of people involved with the development of the game. Whether it's coaching a kids club or recreational team, being a soccer mom or soccer dad, helping out school programs, maybe doing something through your work. We all know someone who does more than just show up to play in one of our adult rec games now and then, and these people often learn about or know of kids or communities where the chance to play soccer isn't perfect. Our Club can help.
- We want to hear about situations where money or resources can make a real difference. Surely within the greater Columbus community there is potential to help, and maybe while no-one of us can solve a problem, together we can make a difference. Help us learn about people or situations where a little bit of love from soccer-nuts will make a difference in someone’s life. Bring it to the attention of your Team Manager. We're not trying to change the world, just help others enjoy the game as much as we do.
- Flash will help by collecting from Club members, seeking sponsors and marrying up resources. We have a lot of talented and good spirited people and, frankly, it's the least we can do to help promote the game we love, and make it more accessible for others. - THANKS - Terry - and here is something for ytou to think about:
Just one reason why I believe
we should try to make a difference:
At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves
children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students
delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling
the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question:
'When not interfered with by outside influences,
everything nature does, is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn
things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do.
Where is the natural order of things in my son?'
The audience was stilled by
the query.
The father continued. 'I believe that when a
child like Shay, who was mentally and physically disabled comes into the world,
an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in
the way other people treat that child
Then he told the following
story:
Shay and I had walked past a
park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked, 'Do you think
they'll let me play?'
I knew that most of the boys
would not want someone like Shay on their team, but as a father I also
understood that if my son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed
sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his
handicaps.
I approached one of the boys
on the field and asked (not expecting much)
if Shay could play,
The boy looked around for
guidance and said, 'We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth
inning.I guess he can be on our team and
we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning.'
Shay struggled over to the
team's bench and, with a broad smile, put on a team shirt.
I watched with a small tear in
my eye and warmth in my heart. The boys saw my joy at my son
being accepted.
In the bottom of the eighth
inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was still behind by three.
In the top of the ninth
inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the right field. Even though no hits
came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the
field, grinning from ear to ear as I waved to him from the stands.
In the bottom of the ninth
inning, Shay's team scored again.
Now, with two outs and the
bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to
be next at bat.
At this juncture, do they let
Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game?
Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone
knew that a hit was all but impossible because Shay didn't even know how to
hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball.
However, as Shay stepped up to
the plate, the pitcher, recognizing that the other team was putting winning
aside for this moment in Shay's life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball in
softly so Shay could at least make contact.
The first pitch came and Shay
swung clumsily and missed.
The pitcher again took a few
steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay.
As the pitch came in, Shay
swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher. The
game would now be over.
The pitcher picked up the soft
grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman. Shay would
have been out and that would have been the end of the game.
Instead, the pitcher threw the
ball right over the first baseman's head, out of reach of all team mates.
Everyone from the stands and
both teams started yelling, 'Shay, run to first! Run to first!'
Never in his life had Shay
ever run that far, but he made it to first base.
He scampered down the
baseline, wide-eyed and startled. Everyone yelled, 'Run to second, run to
second!'
Catching his breath, Shay
awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it to the base.
By the time Shay rounded
towards second base, the right fielder had the ball ... the smallest guy on
their team who now had his first chance to be the hero for his team.
He could have thrown the ball
to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher's intentions
so he, too, intentionally threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman's
head.
Shay ran toward third base
deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home.
All were screaming, 'Shay,
Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay'
Shay reached third base
because the opposing shortstop ran to help him by turning him in the direction
of third base, and shouted, 'Run to
third! Shay, run to third!'
As Shay rounded third, the
boys from both teams, and the spectators, were on their feet screaming, 'Shay,
run home! Run home!'
Shay ran to home, stepped on
the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the grand slam and won the game
for his team
'That day', said the father
softly with tears now rolling down his face, 'the boys from both teams helped
bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world'.
Shay didn't make it to another
summer. He died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making
me so happy, and coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little
hero of the day!
AND NOW A LITTLE FOOTNOTE TO THIS STORY:
We all send thousands of jokes
through e-mail without a second thought, but when it comes to showing people we
know about our true feelings, people hesitate.
This original message came
from a log time friend, he lives in a wheelchair because he fell of a cliff,
never lost his love of life, became a committed Christian (as an atheist I
blame the brain trauma) but just having known him means I’ll never forget that
humility and a respect for the inspiration of humanity is what makes us whole.
The crude, vulgar, and often
obscene pass freely through cyberspace, especially from my crippled friend who
loves porn, political innuendo and blatantly questionable humor, but his challenge
to friends to look at social conundrums, despite his own, almost excusable, failings,
mean we all can take that second thought to do the right thing.
If you're thinking about
forwarding this story, chances are that you're probably sorting out the people
in your address book who aren't the 'appropriate' ones to receive this type of
message.
Well, the person who’s showing
you this believes that we ALL can make a difference. You just have to be inspired to try.
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At last, Culligan Man finally put his Boot in his Mouth, check, out his latest contributions .
English Premier League and Champions League football in a pub, doesn't get any better, join the fans for games at Fado, or Taf's pub at All-Stars, and watch the Worlds Greatest Sport in the Worlds Greatest Leagues! -
It's Toon Time - You can't make this stuff up; The Wit And Wisdom Of Kevin Keegan, the reinstalled Manager at Newcastle - what is it with you Geordies?, gluttons for punishment....The Britany Spears of Football!
To be honest, we hardly need much of an excuse to issue a reminder of the great things the Newcastle messiah has said...but check out this genius >>>
"They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Heighway and he's nothing like him, but I can see why - it's because he's a bit different."
"Despite his white boots, he has real pace... "
"You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw... "
"He can't speak Turkey, but you can tell he's delighted. "
"There'll be no siestas in Madrid tonight. "
"...using his strength. And that is his strength, his strength. "
"Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice. "
"I'm not disappointed - just disappointed. "
"The tide is very much in our court now. "
"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose. "
"That would have been a goal if it wasn't saved. "
"I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different. "
"A tremendous strike which hit the defender full on the arm - and it nearly came off. "
"The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in the game."
"The substitute is about to come on - he's a player who was left out of the starting line-up today. "
"That decision, for me, was almost certainly definitely wrong. "
"I know what is around the corner - I just don't know where the corner is. But the onus is on us to perform and we must control the bandwagon. "
"Hungary is very similar to Bulgaria. I know they're different countries... "
"In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg. "
"The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they're not careful. "
"England have the best fans in the world and Scotland's fans are second-to-none. "
"It's understandable that people are keeping one eye on the pot and another up the chimney. "
"I'd love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time. "
"It could be far worse for me if it was easy for me. "
"Discipline is not only very important, it's crucial. "
"Young Gareth Barry - he's young. "
"Argentina won't be at Euro 2000 because they're from South America. "
"They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that."
"You don't get two chances at this level, or at any other level for that matter."
"You're not just getting international football, you're getting world football."
"Kanu, a guy with a heart as big as he is."
"Luis Figo is totally different to David Beckham, and vice versa."
"Football's always easier when you've got the ball."
"They don't come every three days, like they come after this one."
"I want more from David Beckham. I want him to improve on perfection."
"The tide is very much in our court now."
"There's a slight doubt about only one player, and that's Tony Adams, who definitely won't be playing tomorrow."
"We have spent three matches chasing a football."
"It's no longer an 11 man game."
"The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23."
"For some it's the ultimate job, for the others it's the last job."
"I've had an interest in racing all my life, or longer really."
"We managed to wrong a few rights."
"We are three games without defeat is another way of looking at it. But if we are honest we have taken two points from nine."
"He'll also be very dangerous from set-pieces. That means he'll be a threat from free-kicks and corners in the final third of the field."
"Danny Tiatto is not going to make a mistake on purpose."
"I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again."
"You need 88 points for the title and we've got 61 at present with 16 games to go, but if you set targets you limit yourself."
"We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in the first half."
"He's got a heart as big as his size, which isn't big, but his heart's bigger than that'
"Well, if that's true then it would be a big surprise, but then nothing surprises me in football these days."
"You get bunches of players like you do bananas, though that is a bad comparison."
"Not many teams will come to Arsenal and get anything, home or away."
"Nicolas Anelka left Arsenal for £23million and they built a training ground on him."
"As far as I'm concerned, Danny Tiatto doesn't exist."
"One team with destiny already decided..."
"Maine Road was a great football stadium but as time moved on it stayed where it is...."
2008 Top 50 Salaries in Football
The figures (below) are based purely on salary, so don’t include endorsements and the like.
Some of the names on there will make you laugh (cough, Darren Bent)
and some of the absentees will make you wonder (no Leo Messi for
example.) No surprise that the Premier League and La Liga are the big
spenders, with Chelsea, Real Madrid, Barcelona and Manchester United
paying the wages of over half of these 50 players.
The list is below, and then afterwards we’ve broken it down by nationality.
1.Ricardo Kaka (AC Milan) 9.000.000 €
2.Ronaldinho Gaucho (FC Barcelona) 8.520.000 €
3.Frank Lampard (Chelsea FC) 8.160.000 €
4.John Terry (Chelsea FC) 8.160.000 €
5.Fernando Torres (Liverpool FC) 7.920.000 €
6.Andriy Shevchenko (Chelsea FC) 7.800.000 €
7.Michael Ballack (Chelsea FC) 7.800.000 €
8.Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester Utd) 7.680.000 €
9.Thierry Henry (FC Barcelona) 7.680.000 €
10.Steven Gerrard (Liverpool FC) 7.680.000 €
11.Didier Drogba (Chelsea FC) 7.380.000 €
12.Wayne Rooney (Manchester Utd) 7.320.000 €
13.Iker Casillas (CF Real Madrid) 7.200.000 €
14.Michael Owen (Newcastle Utd) 6.720.000 €
15.Sol Campbell (Portsmouth) 6.600.000 €
16.Raul Gonzalez (CF Real Madrid) 6.420.000 €
17.Ruud Van Nistelrooy (CF Real Madrid) 6.420.000 €
18.Rio Ferdinand (Manchester Utd) 6.060.000 €
19.Darren Bent (Tottenham Hotspur) 5.940.000 €
20.Carlos Tevez (Manchester Utd) 5.880.000 €
21.Fabio Cannavaro (CF Real Madrid) 5.880.000 €
22.Luca Toni (Bayern Munich) 5.520.000 €
23.Robinho (CF Real Madrid) 5.520.000 €
24.Francesco Totti (AS Roma) 5.460.000 €
25.Arjen Robben (CF Real Madrid) 5.340.000
26.Ryan Giggs (Manchester Utd) 5.220.000 €
27.Michael Essien (Chelsea FC) 5.040.000 €
28.Adriano (Internazionale) 5.004.000 €
29.Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Internazionale) 5.004.000 €
30.Patrick Vieira (Internazionale) 5.004.000 €
31.Gianluigi Buffon (Juventus FC) 5.004.000 €
32.Samuel Eto’o (FC Barcelona) 5.004.000 €
33.Carles Puyol (FC Barcelona) 5.004.000 €
34.Sergio Aguero (Atletico Madrid) 5.004.000 €
35.Oliver Kahn (Bayern Munich) 4.944.000 €
36.Edwin Van der Sar (Manchester Utd) 4.860.000 €
37.Fernando Morientes (Valência) 4.860.000 €
38.Alessandro Del Piero (Juventus FC) 4.800.000 €
39.Harry Kewell (Liverpool FC) 4.800.000 €
40.Djibril Cisse (O.Marseille) 4.800.000 €
41.Joe Cole (Chelsea FC) 4.680.000 €
42.Pedro Pauleta (Paris SG) 4.608.000 €
43.Juninho Pernanbucano (O.Lyon) 4.560.000 €
44.David Beckham (LA Galaxy) 4.500.000 €
45.David Trezeguet (Juventus FC) 4.500.000 €
46.Sidney Govou (O.Lyon) 4.500.000 €
47.Deco (FC Barcelona) 4.500.000 €
48.Gianluca Zambrotta (FC Barcelona) 4.500.000 €
49.Petr Cech (Chelsea FC) 4.320.000 €
50.Antonio Cassano (Sampdoria) 4.200.000 €